siggymcpissyface:

dan-the-fan:

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today

this made my day 

doctorwho:

okayamelia:

“my real name is…. matt smith.”

the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

oh my fucking god Charlotte

purplefridge:

• heterophobia is not the solution to homophobia
• skinnyshaming is not the solution to fatshaming
• “reverse racism” is not the solution to racism
• misandry is not the solution to misogyny

don’t fight fire with fire, it’s called “equality” for a reason!!!

this-is-clarity:

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” 

Legolas is Moon Moon

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

greekgogurt:

i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Hai Laura!!! :D

And in other news, I’m head section leader next year! :D

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

Facebook thought he actually had a baby and wanted me to send him baby presents.

You don't get enough msgs so I'm here to remind you that you're ultra cute and pretty :D

projectkr:

theprophetlilith:

the1janitor:

THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY

“Now go, unleash hell.” MY NEW WATCHWORD.

Wonder Woman is going to be a superb mother .